I brought you Bohemian Rhapsody and now I bring you The William Tell Overture. Kind of:
The Mom Song by Anita Renfroe (buy a copy of the song here to support a hard-working funny lady!)
I haven’t used all these lines on my children yet, but only because they are small. I have had most of them used on me in the past, though, and I expect to use them myself many time. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Bob would be proud.
(I’m sure there are all sorts of copyright issues with the posting of a video of a part of a show that features a copyrighted performance of a classic work, but I’m pleading ignorance. I just wish the YouTube user had posted the comedian’s name.)